Thursday, June 26, 2014

Only Perverts Use Heated Car Seats

Every heated car seat experience I've had has gone like this:
I'll sit down in the passenger seat.  Then I'll think I somehow peed myself.  Then I'll say something real subtle like, "my ass feels weird."  Then the driver will turn with a smile and say real smugly like it's a little secret, "Oh, that's the heated car seat. Nice, huh?" And I'll say, "Yeah, definitely." but think you pervert.

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